normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
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