I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
it was like eating out sand paper
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
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