It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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