I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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