I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
they need to just BURY HIM!
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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