I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
Randomize