Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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