This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
Randomize
