i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
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