If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
Randomize
