I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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