what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
Is that strawberry winking at me??
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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