Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
Just puked most of my soul out..
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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