why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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