can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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