You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Randomize
