I will die if light touches me.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Randomize
