but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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