return my video game
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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