There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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