she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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