i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
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