White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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