brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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