You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
I don't think brook has ever known best
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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