Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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