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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
ugly people sure do ruin things
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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