Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
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