I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
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