Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
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