You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
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