I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
I'm just crazy horny about you
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
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