yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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