Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
So much Jack, so little girl.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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