he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
Is it penis luge time yet?
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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