Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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