Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
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