Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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