No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
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