I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
I'm too high and old for this...
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
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