Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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