O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
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