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is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
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