haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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