I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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