I feel like abortions should bother me more
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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