Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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