Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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