On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
Randomize
