No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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