i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Randomize
