I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
Randomize
