So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
So drunk, too bad you don't want this
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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