Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
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