Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
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