Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
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